Saturday, January 01, 2005

Insane in the membrane

This is totally rad: it's a "rapture index." Ya see, they count all the instances of "beast governments," globalism, ecumenism, "marks of the beast," etc., so that we can see the quickening of the end of the world.

This explanation is brilliant, and totally unhinged:

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer.

Oh. Ok.