Jesus's IPod

Grammar note: I just won't play up to religious exceptionalism by not adding the possessive 's' at the end of 'Jesus.' That's right, I said it.

Anyhoo, I can't remember whom I should hat-tip, but someone linked to this mildly-funny-but-not-really SF Gate article about what would be on Jesus's IPod. Maybe I didn't find it amusing cuz it seems so obvious to me: he'd totally have nothing but the fucking Get Up Kids.

Duh.