Is there anything crazier than the LaHayes?

I don't think so. At any rate, here's Greg at the Parish, talking about the Jerusalem Prayer Team:

[A]ccording to their own material: "The Jerusalem Prayer Team is a prayer movement of people around the world...The mission of the Jerusalem Prayer Team (is) To guard, defend and protect the Jewish people and Eretz Yisrael until Israel is secure, and until the Redeemer comes to Zion."

Who is part of this wonderful movement? "Dr. Tim LaHaye, Mrs. Anne Graham Lotz, Dr. Pat Robertson, Dr. Adrian Rogers, Mr. Pat Boone, Dr. John Hagee, Mr. Bill McCartney, Ms. Kay Arthur, Rev. Tommy Tenney, Dr. A.R. Bernard, Dr. Stephen Olford, and Dr. Jay Sekulow are just a few of the more then 300 Christian Leaders who are part of the Jerusalem Prayer Team."

Why do I care? Because they have a new focus. This is from an email they sent recently. It was forwarded to me, by the way; I am not on their mailing list. "I am outraged! Our Lord's last words to us commanded that we were to be witnesses unto Him, first in Jerusalem. Lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders are organizing WorldPride 2005, an international parade in the city of Jerusalem. This is not heaven witnessing; it is hell."

What will this tidal wave of gay people do in Zion? This is a quote. I'm not making it up. "They plan to fill the hotels and restaurants, and party like Sodomites, while the world press takes pictures."

I'll just cut to the chase: what a bunch of fucking retards. Seriously, if you use your Little Orphan Annie decoder, "The Jerusalem Prayer Team" becomes "huge ass-munch."