Pro-torture = Patriotism
Silly me, I had always thought that torture is wrong, and America shouldn't engage in it. As it turns out, by criticizing America's use of torture, I'm actually engaging in treason and supporting North Korea. It's a little-known fact that Kim Jong-il is a regular reader of blogs, and uses them to justify his atrocities. See, I would've thought that a bizarre way of thinking, but I guess I'm mistaken:
I'll say only this: when radical leftists complain about the torture and human rights abuses that the United States supposedly engages in, they give aid and comfort to countries like North Korea that actually do engage in human rights abuses.